Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex
Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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Tip for marathon: take three step, A celebrate it! Do again until complete 26 mile! Very easy, donot forget hoorays!
My kind of cardio!
i feel u
or like i want to
where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)
My walls were up. But you brought them down...
Emma Roberts & Evan Peters
hIS HANDS WHAT
she’s the luckiest girl alive she better know that
and that is how you hold a girl
They were once Men. Great kings of Men. Then Sauron the Deceiver gave to them Nine Rings of Power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question. One by one, falling into darkness. They are the Nazgûl. Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead.
Junot Díaz, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao (via forever-and-alwayss)
back when disney channel actually taught real life morals and did a good job of it
I love so many things. I live for performing and adore musical theater. Singing is my love and passion. I bake lots of yummy goodies and I love decorating. A few more things I love: Disney, chocolate, harmonies, piano, food, and music.