do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.
back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts,
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
it’s all that I love and it’s all that I need,
at hogwarts, hogwarts, I think I’m going back
happy september first!
wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.
my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD
heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet
friendly reminder that uk students aged 15-18 will be spending the next few months constantly crying so give them a hug if you see one
By Joshua Espinoza (via quibbler)
IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER
i just ruined that little dudes entire life oh no im so sorry
dog trying to save fishes
Dogs are better than people
hey, my name is ashley. message me your favorite food and i’ll follow you back, always!